Sunday, March 2, 2008

what would the music be without the sounds

well this weekend was so muhc funn
it all started friday when i left school early
one part sucked cause the school was out of lettuce
so my sandwhich got messed up
so that part was sad
then i went to the city
first i was sucha sweet sweet guido/sex machine
and also i kept hittin on a girl that i didnt know cause everyone told me to
it was redic funny
and all the smart schools in the city
from wat i saw
79% asain
20% white
1% black
that was the avg breakdown
but the one black kid i met was awesome
so ya
after that i went to bre's sweet 16
it was so so fun
i met mad fine shorites
and some mystery girl from fv knew everything about me
but she was nice so it was ok
and ya
they had good chicken cutlets
then we went back to gabes house
then patrick
and patrick kept beating everyone and it was fun
and patrick is sucha typical irish man
first thing i saw on his liqour cabinet and inside of it was three bottles of baileys and jamesons
and his dad has a secret beer vault according to him
i beleive it
so ya
then the next day i got breakfast
and some how it costed 17.51
just for me
wtf!
was good though
then we just chilled in the city alll day
and found blake
and saw mikey coogan
so it was sweet tits
and i wore patricks shirt all weekend
thne we hunout with some parkslope cut ya throat heads
theys was cool
basicly everyone there wanted my wang
and then i bought them 40's
didnt get id'd
then bouhgt a bottle of a ghetto version of 151
and 99 bananans
then we went to patricks rooms and drank away our sorrows
we watched zoolander
so i enjoyed it very much
straight shot of 151
worst expirence of my life
its like getting kicked in the balls
but the balls is your throat and face and heart
and the kick is a sawed of shotgun
then today had china food for breakfast
and the train conductor said wow that smells great
did u get it at (insert location)
i said no i got it at (insert location)
he was like oh cool!
and some spanish man got the wrong train ticket
and was so scared and confused when the conductor came to him
so
i gave him money and got other people on the train to give him money
it was cool
now im here
yup
and still got a bottle of 151
cant wait to drink

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

sweet blog...very funny
sounds like a sick party

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