im married to that crazy bitche call me kevin federline

well first
lior just got his junior license
he drives a mad legit benz
like mad mad legit
ya
and we got 2 bacon egg and cheeses today
good day

hmm wat else
ohh ya
i keep stuff on there like forever so it wont change
oh wait
nvm i changed it in 3 days
way to keep promises!
yaaay!
love it when people say they will do things and not do them
its not a big deal wat they did
its just that they did it
guess people change (=
wonder if its over
well atleast how it was
hard to go back to things after u end em and keep putting people in the backseat
i dont know wana think wat if
wat about wat if with me?


im crossing these mothas like tick tac toe

also
going to bre's sweet 16 tomrow
yaay
i miss gabe and patrik and bre and i hopefully will see bk kids
brooklyn
park slope cut yo throat

i miss hugh
and if someone spanish reads this
wat does mentirosa mean
its sucha sweet song

yup yup

ima motha fucking cash money millionare

ok
first of today was fun
i helped big russ move a tv cause he couldnt handle it
i wanted to movie into the class i moved it 2
i have eather hooked up or saw naked prob half that class
so group work would of been funn
and wat else
i just dominated my ss project
we had to show rise of dictatorship/nazism
so i showed hitler on an elevator
then we had to show the depression
so i had a dollar bill
and fort minor under it
whered u go?
ok i wana thank jeff
he showed me my new favorite lil wayne song
i'm me

im me
so who you
you not me
you not me
i know that aint fair
but i dont care im still a motha fucking cash money millionare

its so awesome
cuase it acts like it ends
then starts agaaing
then ends
then starts again
then ends
then starts
then ends
and its over
oh u lil wayne

and nigga when im like 70
ima shit on myself cause im so sick of shittin on everyone else

mad legit son
mad legit
and just got net flix
so liz we can see mad movies
then ghost ride da whip
then get mad beer
and liqour
cause nigga
i am the hottest under the sun
i love
my bathrobeee
its so fucking aweosme and versitale
am i wearing under wear
am i not wearing under wear???!?!?!?!
ull never know
and it takes like 1/6 of a second to get nakedo
so yyaaay

hooway!
just sound it out
and tell me u dont love it
cuase then u would be lying
motha fucka!

oh and i wonder why after people end things they act nicer than they did when we had something
who knows
people r wierd
and work in mysterious ways


im tired of these motha fucking snapes
on this motha fucking plane
-harry potter

this sucks so bad
i want to sleep so bad
but if i sleep i wont be able to go to bed tonight
and that will suck too
shit
this sucks
fuck
and i have to do an essay
well not all of it but i should get it started

haha i put rogain in your cereal

well last night i had a wacky dream
i was eating breakfast and liz and allie where there
they where really happy and smiley when i got to the table
for some reason my bowl of cereal and ovaltine was already there
the cereal was reeses puffs so u know it was a wet dream
the whole time i was eating liz and allie where just smiling
allie my cousin
then after i was done they burst out laughing
i didnt get it
they r crazy so i payed no attention to it
i went and watch tv and liz and allie kept laughing
after tv i got up and walked by a mirror
i had a big unibrow
and it was like dyed weird where it was like dark brown with stripes of lighter brown
liz and allie said
"hahahah we put rogain in your cereal"
i got really angry and chased tham around
thats all i remeber
it was mad alot wacky

another wacky dream i just remember is one morning my mom woke me up
she was really mad and said
wtf! matt did u shave ur toungue all over the counter again!
i said no mom i just shaved my stubble
and we argued
for some reason it made sense