you know my leather so soft but dont think i aint hard

well friday i went to kats but mainly colletes
mad alot fun
kat is the worst stripper ever
she cant even work the pole without hurting herself
pshh
wata noob
and ali never showed up on a magic carpet to grant me three wishes
and collete really does make good popcorn
then last night i went to d'annas (paul bunyan) sweet 16
saw some peopel havent seen in a whilee
and lior and justin and mortimer where fighting over drinking
it was so funny
im gunna not drink till the summer
and i havent drank since 420
but i might today
but come on
its a house party
i gotta be cool in front of the big bad college kid
me and sky had so muhch fun last nightt
peanut butter
pretzel and oatmeal cookie sandwhich
i just relized we ate a pound of peanut butter
and no milk
we champ mad hard

would you rather have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life
-stolen