Saturday, March 29, 2008

we aint got no squirrels today but come back soon

ya
so last night i slept over kevin waldens house
its redic nice
and has really big fancy freezers
and bsul
and tim brohut slept over
there really good at madden
they like actually make real plays and know wat to do
i just ask madden and hit stick
and acopuple of days ago i playyed bball with mark
adam
justin
scott
i dunked about 4 times
and justin was the best even though he was casted

oh ya and yesterday had a lax game
like a tournament

I FUCKING SCORED LEFTY ON JOHN JAY
9th best team in the nation

and also i was using someone elses stick
mine was doing fine
then threw with so so so so much fucking hook for no reason at all
it was being sucha dick
i shoulda had like 5 goals

fucking dick stick

and lil wayne-lollipop
is basicly my new fav song

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

im so motha fucking high, i can eat a star

well i not sure how lax went
i guess i did good
when i was in a dodged a kid
he tripped over his feet
and his neck got in the way of my steel tips
it happpens
ya
i have no idea
wats wrong with me
when i woke up i take 6 ibprofen
then right b4 the game i took 8
and it still hurt
so ya
anyone wana sell me prescription pain killers?
so sweeet tits
i not going to school tormow
cause my momma dont want me to
so i can skip practice and go to some cornell leadership thing
coach will hate me
but he already completly does
so it dont matter

hmm wat else
i was so angry last night
i got 2 chicken parms
and i clearly said no sauce on it sauce on the side
guess what those mother fuckers did
put sauce on it
so when i eat my 2nd one for lunch the next day
its fucking soggy
dicks
so ya
i might bomb them
not sure yet