call me so i can make it juicy for you

well since my last post
almost got kicked of the lax team twice
i guess im just go good dealing with coaches
but
"coaches are greedy, they only want to win"
-adam yudman
thats what im gunna base my sports career on now
if im the best coach will have to play me
so first time i got introuble was when i was walking when we where running laps
everyone on the team walked the turns
and ran the straightaway
and coach caught me and 4 other starts
other time when we where running sprints cause we where in trouble
i said slow down to matt richie
and coach heard
and vinny had a party last nihgt
i felt bad cause i brought like 6 people who invited themselves
and they got kicked out immediatly
i did good on the pong table
first shot i pointed and said
"hey tell that girl to put her boobs away"
bounces
2 cups
works everytime
and then it was 1 cup to one cup and we arm wrestled for the table
he won
i gotta work on my arm wrestling technique
and ya
i also stole his parents champagne
opening it was aweosme
mad classy
im gunna start drinking champagne instead of beer
oh wait
no im not
and pa's surgery went good
hes already home and walking around and talking and stuff
good stuff
and i have the best shot on the lax team
by far
its nice