wowza

today was mad alot aweosme
had a sweet tits sandywhich for lunch
mad alot big
like ma wang
then wallball
which i made my bitch
then my first varsity practice
it was probly the funniest way a coach has ever called me stupid ever
coahc grasso was like
well mybe if u werent at home all this fucking week playing with yourself and eating doritos u would know wat to do
and he just kept saying playing with yourself
and i kept getting everything wrong
and he's like where u playing with urself this whole fucking time craig
and im like no coach i wasnt playing with myself...atleast this time
it was funny
and i love calling stuff out in lacrosee
matt craig ur hot
so i wink at the goalie
matt craig ur on fire fire fire
another wink
mad alot fun
and i think i on varsity now
so thats cool
me and lenny
only niggas on varsity
and russ
him 2
and waffles is so funny
ive called over 100 girls a hottie
and not one has smacked me

pawning mad noobs like im lizzo in halo
or jeff with boats and flying and water spaceships and stuff


WAFFLES190: ... o yea i know whether u remove the pic or not ill sleep well tonight because i know at the end of the day im not a piece of shit
The Matty Craig: ok, nope, dont u ever call me a piece of shit
The Matty Craig: sorry ur gf made out with me
The Matty Craig: im a charming kid, its not my fault im good looking
WAFFLES190: did i call u a piece of shit...umm noo

im glad that my posts been so long lately
gives my .4 reades a day something to cherish

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i just now relized i had been wearing my boxers backwards all day
prob cuase today i got up at 6:44 and my bus comes at 6:46
just thouhgt id share that

what would the music be without the sounds

well this weekend was so muhc funn
it all started friday when i left school early
one part sucked cause the school was out of lettuce
so my sandwhich got messed up
so that part was sad
then i went to the city
first i was sucha sweet sweet guido/sex machine
and also i kept hittin on a girl that i didnt know cause everyone told me to
it was redic funny
and all the smart schools in the city
from wat i saw
79% asain
20% white
1% black
that was the avg breakdown
but the one black kid i met was awesome
so ya
after that i went to bre's sweet 16
it was so so fun
i met mad fine shorites
and some mystery girl from fv knew everything about me
but she was nice so it was ok
and ya
they had good chicken cutlets
then we went back to gabes house
then patrick
and patrick kept beating everyone and it was fun
and patrick is sucha typical irish man
first thing i saw on his liqour cabinet and inside of it was three bottles of baileys and jamesons
and his dad has a secret beer vault according to him
i beleive it
so ya
then the next day i got breakfast
and some how it costed 17.51
just for me
wtf!
was good though
then we just chilled in the city alll day
and found blake
and saw mikey coogan
so it was sweet tits
and i wore patricks shirt all weekend
thne we hunout with some parkslope cut ya throat heads
theys was cool
basicly everyone there wanted my wang
and then i bought them 40's
didnt get id'd
then bouhgt a bottle of a ghetto version of 151
and 99 bananans
then we went to patricks rooms and drank away our sorrows
we watched zoolander
so i enjoyed it very much
straight shot of 151
worst expirence of my life
its like getting kicked in the balls
but the balls is your throat and face and heart
and the kick is a sawed of shotgun
then today had china food for breakfast
and the train conductor said wow that smells great
did u get it at (insert location)
i said no i got it at (insert location)
he was like oh cool!
and some spanish man got the wrong train ticket
and was so scared and confused when the conductor came to him
so
i gave him money and got other people on the train to give him money
it was cool
now im here
yup
and still got a bottle of 151
cant wait to drink