Small Talk on the Dancefloor

part legend, part devil, ALL MAN

2009-02-22T09:09:00.000-08:00

things to do on an elevator

2008-12-31T05:32:00.001-08:00

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

-stolen from ebaums

what the hell is on joeys head

2008-12-31T05:23:00.001-08:00

2008-12-31T05:15:00.000-08:00

the fat sweaty white man part

and now the fun techno part

R.I.P. Chapelle Show

2008-12-20T12:03:00.000-08:00

what did the 5 fingers say to the face

slap
its my beer

i gotta find his head with ma foot.. thats the hard part

2008-12-18T14:52:00.000-08:00

have you ever heard a song that tells who you are so well

2008-12-16T15:30:00.001-08:00

your racist if you think swords dont kill asains too

2008-12-16T15:19:00.000-08:00

changed my life

if u want to watch in order watch the 2nd video first

awesome one/2nd one

1st real one

2008-06-19T18:04:00.000-07:00

well
i leaving the country tomrow +1
hooray italy
one week in florence
one week in corsico?
drinking vino
wearing super chest showing shirts
sitting in a hammock
in a vila
waking up next to strangers
and waking up next to justinn
cant waitt!

my new rolemodel

2008-06-08T08:19:00.000-07:00

well i found a new role model
genghis khan
not only did he have a huge empire
he populated 8% of the people in his former empire
there like all his direct descendant
.5% of the world populating
16 million people
he got it on
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/02/0214_030214_genghis.html

you know my leather so soft but dont think i aint hard

2008-05-18T09:36:00.000-07:00

well friday i went to kats but mainly colletes
mad alot fun
kat is the worst stripper ever
she cant even work the pole without hurting herself
pshh
wata noob
and ali never showed up on a magic carpet to grant me three wishes
and collete really does make good popcorn
then last night i went to d'annas (paul bunyan) sweet 16
saw some peopel havent seen in a whilee
and lior and justin and mortimer where fighting over drinking
it was so funny
im gunna not drink till the summer
and i havent drank since 420
but i might today
but come on
its a house party
i gotta be cool in front of the big bad college kid
me and sky had so muhch fun last nightt
peanut butter
pretzel and oatmeal cookie sandwhich
i just relized we ate a pound of peanut butter
and no milk
we champ mad hard

would you rather have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life
-stolen

fuck being a free agent

2008-05-11T16:43:00.000-07:00

man
ima free agent for frisbee
i told craig to put me on the draft list but he forgot
)=
and went to visit liz last night
was mad fun
liz did good singing
can u blackout smoking
me and adam where wondering?
i know it causes memory loss
but i mean like blackout like drinking from smoking
i dont think u can

i be on that all night

2008-05-08T17:47:00.000-07:00

ya
we lost again in lax
im used to it
and i got caught cursing again
and i might be benched
not really sure why
whatever
oh ya
got an ipod 30gb video for 40$
and it works and everyhting
so life is great
and just made alota money
so life is 2x great
and was gunna see kat tomrow
but someone breaks plans
but i partying up at new paltz sat
i dont care about lizes performance
just seeing my lover
you know who u are

i be on that all night
i be on that kryptonite
straight up on that kryptonite
and 2 days ago i had a big black women sub for english
she believed me and a spanish kid where brothers
and i was 1/2 dominican
i am from the west end of DR!
and she sings a gospel chior
so her and all the other big black girls where talking gospel
it was a wacky day

diamonds and girls

2008-05-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

ok
last night was so funny
baked and then saw harold and kumar

u boys ready for a cockmeat sandwhich

the movie was so so funny
it was with tim brohut
lizzo
bsul
c-mal
k-wal
kitner
so it was a really funny group of people

hat trick sonn

2008-04-29T16:38:00.001-07:00

yaa sonnn
i gotta hat trick
and shoulda had 4 goals
but missed a shot so close
it happens
and i was getting shut off the whole game
yess im the best
and it was a funny asain kid shutting me off
stop sleeping azn kid!
im not im just azn!
silly asians

and we won
so it was mad nice
i got a 48 on an Italian test
Italian is so stupidd
i wish i could drop it

noe stop stop stop stop now go go go go

2008-04-27T17:57:00.001-07:00

get out the car get out the car let it roll let it roll let it roll

ya
today i got caught ghost ridin da whip )=
daddy saw me lior mike justin doing it
it was sorta funny
but scary
i was ontop of liors volvo while it was riding like on our street
and we where all ghost riding it
and i was just dancing on top of the hood
while lollipop was blasting
it was so so much fun
i wana do it again
but not around my daddy
and in a super fast car
ima ask amay if he wants to ghost ride it

at dinner i was talking about how my braces hurt
and daddy said
"well if lior jammed on the breaks u woulda fell off the car and slammed all your teeth out
then you wouldnt have to worry about your braces hurting"
hehe
oh daddy
no one gets hurt ghost ridin da whip

all great things come to an end

2008-04-27T17:51:00.000-07:00

break is over
it happens
me and lenny mad tight about it
had a sweet 16 today
coulda dances alot
but it was light in the dance floor
so i couldnt bust out any super dirty moves
but it was still funn
it was a chill break
like some nights where fuck ya chug beer and stuff
then some where
giggle exhale
and some where
smores!
and some where family
but all where funn
cant wait till the fucking summmer
and i like gouda cheese now
mad good

2008-04-23T12:32:00.000-07:00

sunburn sucks real bad
hurts to do anything
i got it really good
cause
"bro no way ur gunna get sunburn where just playing frisbee"
"the suns barely out"
nah i dont need sun tan lotion
this years gunna be differnt and im not gunna get a sunburn everytime i go anywhere without a shirt on
i was wrong
like every year
hopefully ill learn
or skin cancer will teach me
which ever comes first

went to a bonfire last night
mad alot fun
was ok on the pong table
lost
even though we won
they where just stupid drunks
the girl shot outta turn
and made it in
then i shot and made it
but it didnt matter cause she shot out of turn
and they missed redemption
was so stupid
so we just went to ot
they won
)=
12-1 so far spring break
not to bad

and my momma birthday today!
i made her lunch and tea and stuff
and got up early to say happy birthday to her
and made her a cd cause she wanted one
its sucha good cd

and i want a black 5950
and a white one
i feel like i can wear it and make it classy at a sweet 16
like kayne west/lil wayne classy
not old english man fancy

you niggas soft
you should be rapping in leotards

2008-04-21T11:11:00.001-07:00

ok
still undefeated at beerpong over break
sucha good break
tryed some new stuff
was pretty aweosmee
7-0
good shit
and won a game for money
dont fuck with matt craig and burg
MD

bro i fucking love getting high

2008-04-20T12:05:00.000-07:00

happpy 4/20

ok so spring break is going so fucking good
friday night i went to this pretty much lax party
it was at this kid walshs house and it was so awesome
we had to go for a beer run
and his brother didnt come home
so me and bsul and mike sadorki stole a car and it was the best car ride ever
so scary and fun
it was aweosme cause bsul drove
didnt have a license
and has only been driving 2x with his dad
and we where carrying 90 beers in the car
and 6 smirnoff for lior
)=
my friends need to drink beer
thats why i love justin
he started drinking beer
and lior only drinks smirnoff )=
so that party was awesome
brofest
but ina good way
and i went 5-0 in beer pong
me and matt richies official beer pong record
5-0
guidos for life
then last nihgt went to the backdoor
i didnt go in
and hung out with some people
it was pretty funn
and party today
mybe ill smoke
idk
and ya
spring break has been mad fun

can i buy you a fish sandwhich

2008-04-13T17:44:00.000-07:00

what is love?
what is the longing in our heart for togetherness?
is it not the sweetess flower?
does not this flower of love have the fragrent aroma of fine fine diamond?
does not the wind love the dirt?
is not love not unlike the inlikely nit is unlinking to?..
release the power within yourself!
you heard me, release that power!
tame the wild cosmos with a whisper
conquer the heaven with one intimate caress
thats right
dont be shy
whip it out
everything you got and do it in da but

-leon phelps
-my role model

no more blood diamonds for me

2008-04-13T15:04:00.000-07:00

well i just watched blood diamond
mad alot good
im def getting a conflict free diamond for all my bling when ima famous rapper
my way of giving back to ma brothers in da struggle in africa and such

legs still suck
thye hurt last night dancing
but i still beat lizzo in a dance off
so it dont matter

last night was awesome at Claudia's
there was pigs in a blanket
good music
and friendly girls
so what else can u ask for in life

and today me and lior went to get bacon egg and cheeses for brunch i guess
double everything
cuase im the fucking man and everyone should know it

and i guido my hair last night
i think i gunna do it agian for the UN trip
it looked mad ballin
im gunna get mad diplomats on my wang
and theres a fancy buffet!
nice
do u have to wear like a white shirt at fancy places like that
cause i dont want to

and lifes annoying cause the masters of golf r on tv
so i can never watch tv )=

2008-04-09T18:51:00.000-07:00

well
life
is crappy at best
i been wearing sweat pants everyday for the past 3 weeks(differnt ones everyday of course)
though comfy
not classy
and ima classy kid

wat else
lax sucks
missing 1/3 of our starters
i have bad shin splints
i wonder if i have a stress fracture
ive had constant leg pain for over a month
and havent found any good new music to listen to

also i been going to bed at ten every night
and still wake up tired as fuck
10-6:20
u would think i would be a little awake
but no
mad alot tired
also girls r confusing
wonder how many guys say that
and girls change alot
its annoying
guess i gotta get used to it

got net flix
its pretty awesome
i watch alota movies when i have time

and my GTA is pissing me off
theres like no more missions
and i know i didnt beat the game
they just dont show up anymore
idk
it better work again
cause i started getting into it again

so things to improve in my life
1.lax
2.girl
3.GTA
4.breakfast
i tired of doing the same exact thing everyday
ill start from my 9:45 at nihgt
take shower
wake up at 6:20
get outta bed and put in contacts at 6:23
walk into kitchen
put everything bagel in toaster to medium setting
get out cream cheese and jelly
go back into room get dressed
come out at 6:27-6:30
eat
done around 6:40
leave for bus at 6:44
the only periods i like in school is
every other day study hall cause one day its just one girl bitching
and others its fun
sorta
and lunch
sometimes
then lax
and idk
i hate it cause of my legs
like im the best on the team
but its not saying alot
so ya
im only sad cause i let sally p down

and i always tired for lax cause i sleep everyday 8th per
english is the most worthless subject ever

call me so i can make it juicy for you

2008-04-05T12:30:00.000-07:00

well since my last post
almost got kicked of the lax team twice
i guess im just go good dealing with coaches
but
"coaches are greedy, they only want to win"
-adam yudman
thats what im gunna base my sports career on now
if im the best coach will have to play me
so first time i got introuble was when i was walking when we where running laps
everyone on the team walked the turns
and ran the straightaway
and coach caught me and 4 other starts
other time when we where running sprints cause we where in trouble
i said slow down to matt richie
and coach heard
and vinny had a party last nihgt
i felt bad cause i brought like 6 people who invited themselves
and they got kicked out immediatly
i did good on the pong table
first shot i pointed and said
"hey tell that girl to put her boobs away"
bounces
2 cups
works everytime
and then it was 1 cup to one cup and we arm wrestled for the table
he won
i gotta work on my arm wrestling technique
and ya
i also stole his parents champagne
opening it was aweosme
mad classy
im gunna start drinking champagne instead of beer
oh wait
no im not
and pa's surgery went good
hes already home and walking around and talking and stuff
good stuff
and i have the best shot on the lax team
by far
its nice

we aint got no squirrels today but come back soon

2008-03-29T10:34:00.000-07:00

ya
so last night i slept over kevin waldens house
its redic nice
and has really big fancy freezers
and bsul
and tim brohut slept over
there really good at madden
they like actually make real plays and know wat to do
i just ask madden and hit stick
and acopuple of days ago i playyed bball with mark
adam
justin
scott
i dunked about 4 times
and justin was the best even though he was casted

oh ya and yesterday had a lax game
like a tournament

I FUCKING SCORED LEFTY ON JOHN JAY
9th best team in the nation

and also i was using someone elses stick
mine was doing fine
then threw with so so so so much fucking hook for no reason at all
it was being sucha dick
i shoulda had like 5 goals

fucking dick stick

and lil wayne-lollipop
is basicly my new fav song

im so motha fucking high, i can eat a star

2008-03-26T19:55:00.000-07:00

well i not sure how lax went
i guess i did good
when i was in a dodged a kid
he tripped over his feet
and his neck got in the way of my steel tips
it happpens
ya
i have no idea
wats wrong with me
when i woke up i take 6 ibprofen
then right b4 the game i took 8
and it still hurt
so ya
anyone wana sell me prescription pain killers?
so sweeet tits
i not going to school tormow
cause my momma dont want me to
so i can skip practice and go to some cornell leadership thing
coach will hate me
but he already completly does
so it dont matter

hmm wat else
i was so angry last night
i got 2 chicken parms
and i clearly said no sauce on it sauce on the side
guess what those mother fuckers did
put sauce on it
so when i eat my 2nd one for lunch the next day
its fucking soggy
dicks
so ya
i might bomb them
not sure yet

man i love puff daddy and the police

2008-03-22T22:54:00.000-07:00

so i listening to that song ill be missing u with puff daddy and police
its sucha sweet tits song
so so sweet tits

hmm wat else
kat came over last night
mad fun
watched rainman
silly dustin hoffman
i see so much of myself in him

wat else
lacrosse is sorta horrible
only cuase of my shin splints things
they hurt all the fucking time
stupidass legs
fuckign up and such

Schuyler is here
he likes me so much more than lizz
its so so sweeet
where in love
cant wait for liz to go to vegas to get her out of the picture

and no one wanted to drink tonight
mad gay
u had so much voldka
mad heads just smokes )=
stupid idiots

and now facebook wont let me log on
assholes
fuck ur maintence

and i really want something with a Jamaican flag on it
its my new fav flag
besdies the america flag
so remeber fellow americans
only drink american beer
none of that pussy french bullshit

2008-03-18T18:05:00.000-07:00

hmm
eather worst
or best choice of my lacrosse career
at first i was gunna play jv
then coach called me and told me to play varsity
then i did
and did all the training and stuff
and ya
everyday i just got repeatedly shit on
by b.rose
and dan
but never russ
and ya so it sucked
and my shin or calf problem was so so bad
i could never walk
today my advil intake
4 when waking up
2 end of 3rd period
1 right after lunch
2 begining of 8th period
3 b4 practice
2 when i got home
15 in 12 hours
that might be bad
and my legs only hurt half as bad as they usualy do
so im on jv now
and idk
my legs just hurt so much
and i barely got in on varsity
cause it hurt so so fucking much to run
so guys always ran by me
i can deal with all the conditioning
all the 3 mile runs
all the hill sprints
and the 100 pushups when a goalie cant stop the ball
and now the coaches think ima pussy
so im gunna go to a bar and challenge grasso to a drink off
even though i will probly die i will have honor
and thats all that matters

and i dont wana do my bill cosby essay
wat did he overcome besides being black
that has to be a bigas paragraph
fuck

watever
ill figure it out

fuck
2739 songs
and nothing at all to listen 2
)=

thats why u got sucha fat ass

2008-03-16T08:42:00.000-07:00

my shin splints r sorta away
but not really
i jsut on lethal does of advil and other fun pain killers

ohh ya
i was talking to coach
and somehow it came up and he asked me how much i weigh
and im like 200
and he said
"oh thats why u have such a fat ass"

and i not sure if i wana play varsity
like i not gunna play alot this year
even though im better at faceoffs
i would dominate jv so hard
like league leading scorer hard
and all my friends r on it
but its still cool to be like
ya im on varsity lax
like sally p hard
thats how bad id dominate jv
and no one could knock me down
cause im one of the biggest kids on varsity
i think 3rd biggest
mad alot muscles
and fat asses

last night hungout with flap jaxs
def one of my new bffs
and some 9th grs
dey cool and such
and me him and justin and lior r gunna have a show
chocolate vanilla strawberry and carmel
flap jax=chocolate
me=vanilla
justin=strawberry
lior=carmel

so ya
everyone will watch it

2 questions

2008-03-10T19:06:00.000-07:00

one
whats the comfiest sweat pants company
2nd
what r some good pumpup songs

jsut leave suggestions and such in comments

Ya Camera Has Never Saw A Picture This Nice

2008-03-10T19:00:00.000-07:00

so
i made varsity
i am basicly the sean o connor and craig meanie put together of the lax world
with some sally p threw in there
and a splash of pete

ya
i miss my jv boys though
even if the team sucks it woulda been mad fun 2 play

laughing at these niggas like ha ha ha

and david zimore didnt play
dont CB
the DZ

wata dick!

2008-03-09T13:19:00.000-07:00

and last night someone spilled busch on my flip flops
dick
now they smell like cheap beer

and this other time on his blog

2008-03-09T08:31:00.000-07:00

well for 1
im glad sean o'connor stalks my blog
u should 2!
so yestersday i saw saw the movie for the first time
iim not sure if i spelled that right
but watevs
ya and was hanging with l+j till they went to bowling
then i had to start pregaming with 151
which isnt realy a good idea
its better if the actual game is 151
and went to some party
first off there was like 70 people there
and mybe 10 girls
and mybe 4 hittable ones
so my odds where low
but i still prevailed
2nd
i think the hockey team had the most people there
cause we party the fucking hardest
seanie threw up
wata pussy!
but after he felt better and i made him throwup so it was all good
i also made a sweetass black friends
and there really hard to come by so it was awesome
and he was the coolest black kid ever
he was wearing an express polo
and a red plaid hat
like the one with the fur on the inside
and has ear flaps
so we almost dominated the pong table
but he was really bad
i was sorta on my game
i sunk 4
he sunk 1
and we had a 3 cup lead like the whole game
till thye bounced when i was doing something
and the beer ran out
so i was mad alot out
then we went to jlee's house
and me and paulie started pregaming for liquid ice next weekend
cause we gotta get ready to grind with mad guidettes
he picking me up in the lambo
cuase thats sorta how we do
being guido's and all
u know

ohh ya
and somehow someone got a police snanner
and they heard that cops where going around looking for us
so we all turned off the lights and where mad scared
then the said ok go!
and we all cheered for like 10 hourss

and fuck
i lost an hour of sleep
and no ones home at my house now
so i dont know where everyone is

wowza

2008-03-05T19:24:00.000-08:00

today was mad alot aweosme
had a sweet tits sandywhich for lunch
mad alot big
like ma wang
then wallball
which i made my bitch
then my first varsity practice
it was probly the funniest way a coach has ever called me stupid ever
coahc grasso was like
well mybe if u werent at home all this fucking week playing with yourself and eating doritos u would know wat to do
and he just kept saying playing with yourself
and i kept getting everything wrong
and he's like where u playing with urself this whole fucking time craig
and im like no coach i wasnt playing with myself...atleast this time
it was funny
and i love calling stuff out in lacrosee
matt craig ur hot
so i wink at the goalie
matt craig ur on fire fire fire
another wink
mad alot fun
and i think i on varsity now
so thats cool
me and lenny
only niggas on varsity
and russ
him 2
and waffles is so funny
ive called over 100 girls a hottie
and not one has smacked me

pawning mad noobs like im lizzo in halo
or jeff with boats and flying and water spaceships and stuff

WAFFLES190: ... o yea i know whether u remove the pic or not ill sleep well tonight because i know at the end of the day im not a piece of shit
The Matty Craig: ok, nope, dont u ever call me a piece of shit
The Matty Craig: sorry ur gf made out with me
The Matty Craig: im a charming kid, its not my fault im good looking
WAFFLES190: did i call u a piece of shit...umm noo

im glad that my posts been so long lately
gives my .4 reades a day something to cherish

101 posts

2008-03-05T14:23:00.000-08:00

i just now relized i had been wearing my boxers backwards all day
prob cuase today i got up at 6:44 and my bus comes at 6:46
just thouhgt id share that

what would the music be without the sounds

2008-03-02T10:34:00.001-08:00

well this weekend was so muhc funn
it all started friday when i left school early
one part sucked cause the school was out of lettuce
so my sandwhich got messed up
so that part was sad
then i went to the city
first i was sucha sweet sweet guido/sex machine
and also i kept hittin on a girl that i didnt know cause everyone told me to
it was redic funny
and all the smart schools in the city
from wat i saw
79% asain
20% white
1% black
that was the avg breakdown
but the one black kid i met was awesome
so ya
after that i went to bre's sweet 16
it was so so fun
i met mad fine shorites
and some mystery girl from fv knew everything about me
but she was nice so it was ok
and ya
they had good chicken cutlets
then we went back to gabes house
then patrick
and patrick kept beating everyone and it was fun
and patrick is sucha typical irish man
first thing i saw on his liqour cabinet and inside of it was three bottles of baileys and jamesons
and his dad has a secret beer vault according to him
i beleive it
so ya
then the next day i got breakfast
and some how it costed 17.51
just for me
wtf!
was good though
then we just chilled in the city alll day
and found blake
and saw mikey coogan
so it was sweet tits
and i wore patricks shirt all weekend
thne we hunout with some parkslope cut ya throat heads
theys was cool
basicly everyone there wanted my wang
and then i bought them 40's
didnt get id'd
then bouhgt a bottle of a ghetto version of 151
and 99 bananans
then we went to patricks rooms and drank away our sorrows
we watched zoolander
so i enjoyed it very much
straight shot of 151
worst expirence of my life
its like getting kicked in the balls
but the balls is your throat and face and heart
and the kick is a sawed of shotgun
then today had china food for breakfast
and the train conductor said wow that smells great
did u get it at (insert location)
i said no i got it at (insert location)
he was like oh cool!
and some spanish man got the wrong train ticket
and was so scared and confused when the conductor came to him
so
i gave him money and got other people on the train to give him money
it was cool
now im here
yup
and still got a bottle of 151
cant wait to drink

im married to that crazy bitche call me kevin federline

2008-02-28T17:18:00.000-08:00

well first
lior just got his junior license
he drives a mad legit benz
like mad mad legit
ya
and we got 2 bacon egg and cheeses today
good day

hmm wat else
ohh ya
i keep stuff on there like forever so it wont change
oh wait
nvm i changed it in 3 days
way to keep promises!
yaaay!
love it when people say they will do things and not do them
its not a big deal wat they did
its just that they did it
guess people change (=
wonder if its over
well atleast how it was
hard to go back to things after u end em and keep putting people in the backseat
i dont know wana think wat if
wat about wat if with me?

im crossing these mothas like tick tac toe

also
going to bre's sweet 16 tomrow
yaay
i miss gabe and patrik and bre and i hopefully will see bk kids
brooklyn
park slope cut yo throat

i miss hugh
and if someone spanish reads this
wat does mentirosa mean
its sucha sweet song

yup yup

ima motha fucking cash money millionare

2008-02-26T19:06:00.001-08:00

ok
first of today was fun
i helped big russ move a tv cause he couldnt handle it
i wanted to movie into the class i moved it 2
i have eather hooked up or saw naked prob half that class
so group work would of been funn
and wat else
i just dominated my ss project
we had to show rise of dictatorship/nazism
so i showed hitler on an elevator
then we had to show the depression
so i had a dollar bill
and fort minor under it
whered u go?
ok i wana thank jeff
he showed me my new favorite lil wayne song
i'm me

im me
so who you
you not me
you not me
i know that aint fair
but i dont care im still a motha fucking cash money millionare

its so awesome
cuase it acts like it ends
then starts agaaing
then ends
then starts again
then ends
then starts
then ends
and its over
oh u lil wayne

and nigga when im like 70
ima shit on myself cause im so sick of shittin on everyone else

mad legit son
mad legit
and just got net flix
so liz we can see mad movies
then ghost ride da whip
then get mad beer
and liqour
cause nigga
i am the hottest under the sun
i love
my bathrobeee
its so fucking aweosme and versitale
am i wearing under wear
am i not wearing under wear???!?!?!?!
ull never know
and it takes like 1/6 of a second to get nakedo
so yyaaay

hooway!
just sound it out
and tell me u dont love it
cuase then u would be lying
motha fucka!

oh and i wonder why after people end things they act nicer than they did when we had something
who knows
people r wierd
and work in mysterious ways

im tired of these motha fucking snapes
on this motha fucking plane
-harry potter

2008-02-25T16:04:00.000-08:00

this sucks so bad
i want to sleep so bad
but if i sleep i wont be able to go to bed tonight
and that will suck too
shit
this sucks
fuck
and i have to do an essay
well not all of it but i should get it started

2008-02-24T19:55:00.000-08:00

haha i put rogain in your cereal

2008-02-24T09:57:00.000-08:00

well last night i had a wacky dream
i was eating breakfast and liz and allie where there
they where really happy and smiley when i got to the table
for some reason my bowl of cereal and ovaltine was already there
the cereal was reeses puffs so u know it was a wet dream
the whole time i was eating liz and allie where just smiling
allie my cousin
then after i was done they burst out laughing
i didnt get it
they r crazy so i payed no attention to it
i went and watch tv and liz and allie kept laughing
after tv i got up and walked by a mirror
i had a big unibrow
and it was like dyed weird where it was like dark brown with stripes of lighter brown
liz and allie said
"hahahah we put rogain in your cereal"
i got really angry and chased tham around
thats all i remeber
it was mad alot wacky

another wacky dream i just remember is one morning my mom woke me up
she was really mad and said
wtf! matt did u shave ur toungue all over the counter again!
i said no mom i just shaved my stubble
and we argued
for some reason it made sense

2008-02-23T13:17:00.000-08:00

chyea chyea
my new favorite saying
whenever someone says anything
chyea boi chyea
to all my fellow bro's out there
im sad 2
the new jack johnson cd sucked
wata fake bro
fro
he prob would drink heienekin over natty
pshhh
ya
so today my dad woke me up at 10 for no reason
so when i didnt get up he yelled at me
i know my mom prob told him to to get me back on my sleep schedule but wtf?
hmm
there better be fun stuff to do tonight
song of the day
jack johnson-the cove
just for kat

no, its only 5 and a half inches bigger than urs

2008-02-20T21:12:00.000-08:00

well today i hung out with stacy and kat
wish i had sweet secret names for them
kk
so i saw qat today
wat a cool way to spell ur namee
and b4 seeing her i slept for 15 hours
went to bed at 1 am
woke up at like 430 in the afternoon
so i champed my sleep schedule
then hungout with kat
i feel like adam waking up late in the afternoon
ok so hanging out with kat
we got to watch americas top model
it was so awesome
oh wait
no it wasnt
and hmm wat else
we watched girllicous
and david blaine
he has some new asshole on his videos
zaozo??
gues they ran out of ideas
it happens
ohh and stacy
havent seen her in 4evr
and yaa
she watches project runway
she likes it was more than lunar eclipses
and i was wearing a big awesome comfy sweater
wat the efff!!
david blaine is so fucking funny
but instead of addiing some indian?black? guy
they should if had like chris angel or someone on it
someone who is actually magic
or jason purdy!
hes so fucking magical
so so
and the lunar eclipse was so fucking exciitng
it was like watching nascar
but way more fast moving!!
yaa
so tonight was fun
and ya
dats about it

2008-02-20T21:03:00.000-08:00

well first of
listening to dave matthews band
sweet bro!
ohh and got rainbows
honestly comfiest things ever invented
second i spent all weekend with my sister and schuylerat college
it was so awesome
schuyler likes me way more than liz
and my new favorite thing to do is ip relay

wtf

2008-02-13T19:40:00.002-08:00

dont you love it when the one thing u love
the one thing u really try to perfect
one thing u spend all day at class waiting for
u suck at
idk
its sports
i coudlnt find the back of the net tonight
who knows mybe it was a bad night
but fuck
my teams is 3/4 retarted
and today i was 4/4 retarted
i just couldnt do anyhting
why cant i be athletic
why do i have to be completly fucking winded in the first 5 min of the game
i gotta start fucking running
shit
i probly cant even run a mile
wtf
ok

just had to let that out
i still had 2 goals tonight but watever

and suffern had this black indian kid
i fucking hate naturally athletic kids when they not on my team

2008-02-10T16:43:00.000-08:00

ya
i havent been on in like 10 years
it happens
well last night was one of the best nights of this year
i got kicked of the hockey team
first we lost in OT 3-2
great job guys!
then on the bus ride home i was smaking jd aka tubs whenn we was sleeping
also when frankie aka big l was on his phone i was smacking him in the head with a seat belt
it was really interracial flirting in its purest form
it was really funny
and we where all laughing and attacking each other
then after coach was like
Matt i have to talk to you (points at me)
i was confused at first because i was sitting with a kid named Matt
so we where confused cause i didnt do anything bad tonight
he was all your suspended till further notice
"dont call me, ill call you"
i guess he didnt know i havent wanted to been on this team since the first day
so there was a good chance i would never call him
and whne he calls me
ima be all
fuck you coach
and mybe go to one practice to tell shooster off
give me an S-H-0-0-S-T-E-R
i really am gunna miss the team though
they all my niggas
especially ant
we get mad bobo's together
and i would play next year
but only if i only had to go to practice once a week
shooster died
joe pane started in goal
i would also try really hard and start if we could fight
cuase ima beast
and
im gunna miss showing off in the hockey weight room

rip hockey career 2001-2008
waking up at 3 in the morning for house league games
and now getting back at 1in the morning for varsity games
i really loved the sport
so wat if i sucked
i took up alot of the net and thats half the battle
i hope u guys all remeber me as the best goalie
i know you will

2008-01-22T20:12:00.000-08:00

heath ledger was just found dead
)=
i guess i will never brokeback him
but ya he was found with a buncha sleeping pills
not sure if its suicide )=

2008-01-15T18:17:00.000-08:00

so funniet event of the day
i was partying boying shooster (team mom) cause we where listening to techno in hocky
and then he turns around and says "get out of my face craig"
and i say "no, you get out of my face"
and says ok and walks away
it was so funny
but first u must know shooster
he's a over weight thirty something
prob hasnt had a gf since 8th grade
and still lives with his mom
he coaches hockey
well not really coaches
he more like just a big bad kid on the team

also
playing sports with people that are way better than you is so good
sally p taught me so much in likke an afternoon of shooting
and gives u something to aspire for
and
for some reason my mom thinks im so hood is a joke
so everytime me and liz plays it she makes up her own rap
"im so middle class and white
i play tennis at the court"
and stuff like that
too bad she cant rhyme cause she mad white

2008-01-10T18:46:00.000-08:00

well since no one reads this i can say watever i want
well first i gotta find a ride to the kegger sat
so any takers call me
and secondly i wish i could quit hockey
but watever
not gunna happen
also liz loves vegas
but mom and dad think she gunna get raped
but she can kick my ass she can kick any raper ass
wow
my itunes is so wacky
poppin bottles to summer lovin
thats some wacky shit
hmm
thats about it on my life
on justins life
he is now "boss nigger"

2008-01-09T18:25:00.001-08:00

two words
fuck hockey
thats been the best way to describe me
its really ruining my life
i been angry all the time
not hanging out with friends
and is a complete waste of time
and ohh ya my dad hates me cuase i suck at it
its fucking great

2007-12-30T21:39:00.000-08:00

wow
i didnt know people actually read this
well
im pretty sure only collete reads this
eather way its a great blog
u should start reading it too
and comments dont hurt
also
its new years eve!
and im sleeping over colletes
yaay some one special is getting her first real new years kiss

well as long as moma lets me
she fucking better

patriots

2007-12-30T11:13:00.001-08:00

well the game last night was super exciting
i really thought the giants where gonna win the first half
like they where completely dominating
and then the gaints did what they did best this season
get 20 unanswered points
they coulda tied it if the last drive didnt take so long and they made some key plays
but thats the giants
they still got a playoff birth

pigs in a bagel?

2007-12-30T11:10:00.002-08:00

breakfast was awesome
i had like pigs in a blanket
but they where like pigs in a bagel
like u know the usual outside breaded part of pigs in a blanket
well it was tasted like a bagel
it was super good
and
we had a sleepover
and meg bought me wendies!
sweet!

2007-12-29T13:17:00.000-08:00

last night was mad alot wacky
saw sweeny todd
super goreyXcore
not the best date movie
or movie in general
johhny depp has a super super super good voice
i was so suprised
someone said he originally wanted to be a broadway singer
that would make sense
his voice was da bomb
and snape from harry potter played an evil guy in this movie 2
he good at being an evil bastard

2007-12-23T07:55:00.001-08:00

well the computer sucks now cause my speakers dont work so no music or video ):
its crappy out
yaay almost christmasss
i getting such awesome stuff!
cant think of anything to say

2007-12-18T20:06:00.000-08:00

well 1st
sorry kat
if u read this
i didnt know u would get mad
my b
i jsut needed to get it in

2nddly
yaay ask madden for putting me in there links
once i figure out how to add links i will add ask madden
cuase they my fav blog around

2007-12-15T09:38:00.000-08:00

2nd most dick move u can do
go to the movies with ur friends
then see someone else as we walking in
and leaving us going home with them to someone elses house
1st most dick move
not telling me leaving the movie
being the only ride home
and stranding 4 other people at the mall at 3am

oh and also
i
am
legend
sorta sucked...it had the scary i didnt like where its just crap jumping out and making loud noises, i like scary that messes with ur head.
also the dog part was sad
and hmm
wat else will smith was ok nothing special
all in all if u missed the movie it wouldnt matter and if u saw the movie it wouldnt matter
6/10 at best

2007-12-10T16:32:00.000-08:00

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793051

life changing
mybe not
watching it over and over
yes

2007-12-09T19:02:00.000-08:00

hockey
sucks
real real bad
but back to fun stuff
thanks ask madden for linking me!
mad alot looks
i really hope the patriots go undefeated
just so when my kids play madden 22 i can tell them i was alive when the 08 patriots went undefeated
and they'll be like woah dad ur the best!
lets go practice sports together and beat all the otehr kids in the neighbor hood!

my kids are gunna champ everything
and ill alwyas leave my boys alone with girls
cause they will be champs
cause i marrying a athletic Aryan
already got my life planned
and im living in an old fashioned yet completly modern victorian or cape cod

damn my life gunna be sweet

2007-12-02T16:39:00.001-08:00

i hate and love eli manning
like sometimes he looks like they found a second string peewee quater back and his name was eli and then sometimes he gets on hot streaks and wins the game for the giants under pressure
the giants game was so good today
u shoulda watched it
ohh and also rip sean taylor
its so sad
he was gunna be really good

miss me

2007-12-01T09:51:00.001-08:00

havent posted in like a week
but its ok
cause no one reads it
lior got his own candle last night whihc was cool cuase he really wanted it
but i liked me and jsutins speech way better
she sayed there total hotties
and the funniest people ever
so thats pretty much 100% true
and i love ebay
its da bomb!

2007-11-26T18:48:00.000-08:00

first
wtf aunt judy
no mashed potatoes on thanksgiving
i dont want ur fucking twice baked shit
i want mashed taterS!
ok
im better now
well thanksgiving weekend sorta sucked
i went to a hockey tournie instead of having fun at a show
and i didnt touch the ice at the hockey tournie
and coach hates me now
cause i told the waitress that his baby was my baby
and he was right behind me
so ya
and i donnt care about hockey
i wish i could be quitters like lior and justin
but i cant
cause quitting aint in my blood

2007-11-21T19:58:00.000-08:00

wow
i cant wait for thanksgiving
one Ecuadorian
one Spanish
and a big ol American family
what hilarious comedy can come?

just wait and seee!!

yaay masher taters and gravy and turkey

CRESCENT ROLL

2007-11-18T11:17:00.000-08:00

i love listening to a song where its super duper catchy
and u listen to it for like 2 months straight
and then whenever u hear that song u think of that time in your life
or that band or something
like when i hear the fray i think of a certain person time
when i hear crash into me i think of someone
alota stuff
music is good like that

driving

2007-11-17T15:01:00.001-08:00

fuck i wish i could drive
everything would be so much easier
and i could have friends everywhere
and not have to stay in all the time
and btw
i meant flying air planes
fuck cars

hockey

2007-11-15T18:36:00.000-08:00

ok
i got good at hockey again
saved everything tonight
had like 6 shots
so thats good

and umm
school is school
and a rod is a dick
only out for money
how much money do u need
play sports cuase u love them

thing i wana do before i die some cliche some not

2007-11-12T19:09:00.001-08:00

sky dive
go to a final four for lacrosse
go to the super bowl
streaking
go to aunder ground rap show thing
wear a super fancy suit to work (burberry or brooks brothers)
fight someone and totally dominate
have someone start a chant with my name at a sporting event
again tottally wreck someone in a fight
girl like me for whats outside(but just once)
stage dive crowd surf
see U2 in concert
have a really good black friend
win arm wrestle over beer
finish a mini keg
do something ridiculously athletic
beat joe slaine in wrestling
make sure everyone knows i beat him
go to norway, sweden, ireland, scotland, england and all other cool countries
save someones life
do better than my parents cause if everyone does that the world would just keep getting better and better
work at chipendales
visit fv with kids
visit fv with friends
teach my kid to be a champ at something
write a awesome acoustic song
perform that awesome acoustic song and have one article of clothign thrown on stage
wake up with a stranger (preferably female)
tan really good
hookup with someone off every race
go to a competative college
but the college has to be cold
start a new trend
punch through a window
commit a major crime
make friends with a cop while getting arrested
backflip
have someone read and enjoy my blogs
comment my blogs
get 10000 pics on facebook
have everyone like me
shoot a gun
go snorkling in a deadly ocean
get super nice sun glasses
be a model for extra money
have a gf people r increidbly jealous of
pretty sure i have one now^
stay friends with lior justin and mike and other people
hmm
i think thats it

i hate guitar hero

2007-11-08T13:52:00.000-08:00

cause its so hard
and real guitar is so much easier
real guitar is for old people
last night southpark was so funny
cause it made me remeber about guitar hero
im just like stans dad

2007-11-07T16:38:00.000-08:00

one drink to remeber
and another to forget

and im pretty sure im horrible at hockey
like i let by everyshot
it was sickening tto watch
i hate it cause i beat myself up so much and feel like crap until i get good again
mybe it wont happen
i dont even know if i wana play hockey
i dont realy love it
i wana play lacrosse all year
thast where my heart is
im actually dedicated to it
i wish there was a all year lacrosse team around here
there so many hockey teams
but no fucing lax teams
stupid not being able to drive

2007-11-06T16:36:00.000-08:00

ok first things first
i did the 3 mile run
in under 24

and secondly
who needs writers
now we just gunna have a buncha sweet game shows
and reality shows
which isnt that bad
except it really is
and if what studios are saying is true and the average annual income of a writer is 200,000 they dont have to much to complain about
and the big name writers are easily making 6 digits so ya
stop whining

but hmm
they can designh a gameshow about me
and always put people who are just slightly not as good as me to face me off in head to head chalenges of athletisim
smarts
and being a ladies man
(well ladie man kat<3)
and make sure i win all off them just slightly

hockey

2007-11-06T09:08:00.000-08:00

does anyone think 3 miles in 24 minutes is easy?
cuase it sounds hard
ya 1 8 min mile isnt bad
but three
stupid hockey

well hockey started yesterday
and it wasnt that bad considering this is all conditioning work
except for today
3 miles
24 min
wow
i hate coach
but besides that stuffs good
minus school
doing so bad
and my phone is broken

2007-11-04T09:17:00.000-08:00

how many songs do most people have on there itunes
i have 2194
and i used to think it was alot
but it isnt realy i think
not sure
ohh and also
went to megs last night
and one off her friends hate me now
cuase she said i have nice eyes
and i said something like ya i know
and i guess she didnt know me yet and how im sarcastic and such
and got realy angry and left

best weekened ever so far!

2007-11-03T09:16:00.000-07:00

ok
so first me and kat are going out now
and she asked me
so unfair
she was all serious and said we need to talk
so i was like shit what did i do
and i coudlnt think of anything
then she said "will u be my boyfriend"
it was awesome!
yaay
11/2/07
its awesome cause i wanted to ask her out since the summer
so ya
and thne to top that off im going to ihop with lior in like 20 mins
yaaaay

2007-11-02T11:39:00.000-07:00

stolen from joefi
new game
listen through ur top 25 songs on itunes
try to remeber what was going on during that time and why u listening to that song so much
mines day i left the womb by escape the fate
its sucha awesome song and its the kinda song u can only listen to on repeat

2007-11-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

november
turkey day!
fuck i love rolls
ohh ya
so many aweosme poeple die
robert goulet
steve irwin
johhny cash
ya
its life
hmm
what else
ohh ya hot baths are life changing
and so is scrubs
i watched like 3 episodes in fulll today for the first time
and i realy like it
u so smart justin and lior

2007-10-31T19:03:00.000-07:00

wow
today was awesome
yet the worst day off my life
it was completly awesome
cuase i got alot alot alot of candy
except not to much
everyone calles me fat
thanks lior!
so i cant eat alota candy

it was also sad cause Robert Goulet died
his smooth tenor voice made the world go around
):

2007-10-30T13:10:00.000-07:00

i havent read a good book in forever
last one was harry potter!
suggestions?

andrew W.k.

2007-10-30T13:05:00.001-07:00

andrew wk
i respect him
he made a career out of different ways of saying he like to pary
party hard party hard
part till you puke
lets get a party started
what a smart guy
he probly lives a pretty good life all cause of how much he likes to party
wow
its been two months since i posted
my b
party till you puke
and they are the greatest pump up sogns
so if u like getting pumped up
listen to them!

2007-08-01T13:19:00.000-07:00

today was ok so far
i ran to the hs
then did hiit training then back
it was me and lior...
i hate it when people think there taste in music is the best
and they wont listen to anything not in there genre
i love all music
theres realy no genre i dont like
especialy mad catchy hip hop
sean kingston is awesome
hip hop is so fun cause its just like the chorus the whole time
its so fucking catchy

2007-07-31T21:59:00.000-07:00

Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.

dedicated
sorta

2007-07-30T19:27:00.001-07:00

ima still missing camp
and theres a good chance im never going abck
but also a chance i might
and i realy like brand new now
especaly seventy times 7
awesome part when he talks
some off them reminds me off ex's
but i not that mean
but i sorta want it
but sorta dont
ehh
i wana start watching tv series online
any suggestions

something i never knew about apples

2007-07-29T11:37:00.000-07:00

when i eat an apple all off my emotions go away
no matter what im feeling
its nothingness
and i dont know why
its not like i love apples so much that i forget everything
i just forget about everything

its awesome
so next time u feeling something
eat an apple

camp among other things

2007-07-29T11:32:00.000-07:00

well camp last sesion was pretty amazing
had all star counclers likes seth and hugh
both off which where tipped very well
sean the drunken irishmen
tom the hollister model/aryan race
and finaly chipee the snappiest dresser you'll ever meet
all in all it was a great sesion
the life gaurds hating me and kat
me and kat having alota fun all over camp
hand checks
overnights

2nd ses was a little different
i couldnt of asked for a better cabin kids wise
but the counclers minus sam sucked
we where treated like 12 year olds
but realy
some fun phrases from that cabin where
6 PINTS OF GUINESSS!
patrick always drunk
welcome to mcsurelys pub where il mcsurely kick your ass
fucking with swenson
sexy time all the time
and a buncha other things
oww ya
and wrestling
no one beat me
170 pounds of american muscle

oww and today there wil be a pool party at my house
yaaay

bengay = pain

2007-06-29T18:11:00.000-07:00

**not for the faint of heart**

well this week i went to west point for a week for hockey camp
was good
did alota skating
3 hours a day
the only bad part was doing outside edge jumping backwards witha puck..and goalie pads
and bengay
so one night we where bored and all sore
so i brougth bengay to make that stuff go away
so somehow it turned into a bet
20$
to put bengay on your balls, penis, and nipples
if u ever put on bengay u know how much it burns and how hot it is
its like icy hot
without the icy
and hot 10X worse

so i accepted
at first i felt nothing
so everyone told me to put on more
knowing how smart i am and outgoing and such
i put on more....bad idea to say the least
it was like fire
but worse
cause it was a deep intense burning fire
from inside and outside
didnt go away
ran to the bathroom
nothing there to help
ran in the shower
still didn't help actually made it worse...
after about 20 minutes of tearing and 20$ richer is started to subdue and i could sit still
needless to say it still hurt but i could bare it
and thats what i learned at hockey camp
i hope someone else dont make the same mistake

today was the worst best day ever

2007-06-20T19:06:00.000-07:00

first my bus came 15 min late
and it was raining
then things went good for the test
but after i forgot my house key
so i went to liors which was fun
then i went home and forgot i forgot my house key
i had to wait outside for bout 2 hours
but i worked on my tan so its all good
but before that i was typing my ss essay and my computer at school jsut shut off
for no reason
i couldnt save the file so i had to do 2 essays
and i just got a letter from paypal
but it was actualy fake
so someone was trying to steal my account

2007-06-17T19:39:00.000-07:00

well the city was pretty much awesome
sean has a big aprtment
with awesome haitan neighbors
and his street cooks some mean bacon egg and cheeses
and i got sweetass aviators
and other things
yayay
fv is soon
cant wait

2007-06-11T18:39:00.000-07:00

i jsut relized
frost valley and the farm arent to far away
and before that west point
hope those hot blonde twins are back
they where total babes and def wanted me

mad alot fun!!

oww ya
ima gunna fail my italian final
but beast every other one
so i think ill be ok

summer plans

2007-06-10T14:13:00.000-07:00

hockey camp at west point for 5 days
then fv for 12-14 days
then home for like 2
(in which time i will be seeing harry potter movie!!)
then home for a while then EHF
the lazy sumer

2007-06-10T14:12:00.000-07:00

Finals
is there realy a reason for them
eather way we forget what we learned over the summer
this is schools last chance to try to cement what we learned back in our heads but isnt it obvious
we will forget it
they should stop trying

forgot to post

2007-06-03T15:54:00.000-07:00

well heres something to do
google ur birthday

things that happened on july 13th

Beginning of the New York draft riots, regarded as the worst in United States history.
American outlaw Billy the Kid is shot to death
Women compete in modern Olm y pics for the first time
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is released in the U.S.

people who where born on july 13th
Julius Caesar, Dictator of the Roman Republic
Harrison Ford, American actor
Stellan Skarsgård, Swedish actor
Benny Benassi, Italian disc jockey

stolen from adam

ya

2007-05-31T18:50:00.001-07:00

so i took a month offf
or 2
so ya
lifes going good

but i have one question
why would someone want to change our relationship if everything was going fine the way it was and then come abck into ur life
its hard

well thats all for today

2007-04-19T18:58:00.001-07:00

we lost again
like 10-0
it sucked
but it happens
i practiced fr a couple of hours after the game
hopefully it wont happen again tomrow
or satt

-matt craig

):

2007-04-17T19:03:00.000-07:00

we lost
i played like dirt
instead of 4 goals
one assist
):

thurs we got a home game
i gunna wreck whoever we play

matty craig

hickory

2007-04-16T17:56:00.001-07:00

well i got my new solid hickory lax stick today
and i absolutly love it
the grip is so nice
i would never realy use it in a game but i love itt

and game vs suffern tomrow
they going downn

2007-04-15T14:31:00.000-07:00

ima gunna do 400 pushups today
why u ask
boredom
20x20

100 so far
yaay
now 120

so ya
rain sucks
cause i waan practice laxx

lacrosse

2007-04-14T10:04:00.000-07:00

lax update
6 goals
2 assits
teams leading scorer
1 lefty goal

pretty good for 2 games

and today i was playing with a girls stick and it sorta sucked
u cant even powel!!

seeing grandma today):
great way to spend a satt

yaaay tuesday

2007-04-10T19:07:00.000-07:00

i like school on tuesday
cause no one gets the mondays
which suck
i wonder if school always started on tuesday and ended on sat would life be different
i would like it more
i think so atleast...
and alx game tomrow
so far i got 2 goals and 1 assist
so im doing pretty beast
and thast only one game
so ya
steriods turned out well
very well
and ima gunna start string lacrosse sticks for my lax team
5$ plus materials

so call me
trust me ima beast
no whip
alota hold
unless u want whip

-matty craig

easter

2007-04-08T18:57:00.000-07:00

easter was fun
for no reason after church papa craig said
"im rick james dammit"
was so funnnny
and me and liz didnt do our easter egg hunt yet
so there just easter eggs all over the house

and i beat up liz today
pushed her chair to the floor

so i winn
and turkeys always good
even if the rolls are burnt

little cousins

2007-04-06T16:14:00.000-07:00

if u read this liz u will agree
kevin and krista are just like us
we hit eachother
i win
u get all sad
then u get an evil look in your eye and get realy attack me
then do a buncha cheap shots
then i all like sorry
i dont meant it sometimes
just dont want u to kill me
(cause u usually grab a knife)
and then we friends in a couple of minutes

its just like uss

p.s.
lc coming over
movie night fo sho!!

-matty craig

blades of glory

2007-04-05T19:41:00.000-07:00

yess
i saw blades of glory
it was no anchorman
but nothing will be anchorman

still realy funnny
i would suggest going to see it

-matt craig